You don’t gank your own faction. It just doesn’t work that way. But oohh – lately, I want to so bad.
Why? Because my server is filling up with so many thoughtless, me-first, gimme-gimme ninja players that it makes me just BLEED FROM THE EYES.
Fitting – because most of them…okay…all of them I’ve encountered are Blood Elves….
There you are – minding your own business – taking care of your dailies. You run into Hibernal Cavern and see a room full of the happy black slimes you need to polish up Hodir’s Helm.
“I’ll take that one on the left,” you think and start to throw a hunters mark up on it.
[The Turbo Charger Sound of a Rogue Popping Sprint]
Suddenly a blood elf rogue races into the room ahead of you – tags ALL OF THE SLIMES and merrily goes about butchering them.
You’re peeved – but what are you going to do? Call him out?
Bitch about him in /trade or /general?
/ridiculed by all
Suck it up and look for more slimes?
/yeah – prolly.
So enter Noble Garden – or as I like to call it “The Great Egg-Campa-Thon”. There you are – basket in hand trying to work your way through Razor Hill in order to beat one of the many camping bunnies to an egg. You find one. Then bang – another BELF comes up behind you as you’re starting to click on the egg – stands right on top of you – and clips your ability to open the egg. They ninja it out from under you. Then they run over to another player and do it again.
What’s worse? This happens so much that it’s leading others to do the same. It’s a crappy cycle, you start out with this small cadre of ass-monkeys and as it slowly but surely affects the “normal” players you get a whole server full of ass-monkeys.
And you can’t GANK any of them.
I don’t know about the rest of you – but I’m waiting for the day when I can “go to war” with *any* faction in the game.
There are some players that were never taught manners by their parents. Either that or the lessons just didnt’ stick. In my increasingly aggrivated opinion, the best way to deal with them is to GANK them and then CAMP their bodies until the message sinks in.
“Whoa there Windpaw – you’re on an RP server – maybe you need a change of venue? I think the all the ERP and all the vampire-cat-girls with eyepatches and tragic backstories are starting to take their toll.”
But even if I transfer back to a PvP server – I’d have to roll Alliance in order to camp these losers.
And we *all* know the Alliance is full of the same kinds of players – it’s what drove many of us to the Horde in the first place.
With any faction.
Whenever I want.
It’s the only answer.
[Todays Message does not apply to Klinderas who we all know to be a fine, upstanding citizen of the Horde. Nor is it a rant against Blood Elf kind. This is simply one player who tries to be polite and accomodating to others finally getting fed up with all the mob-tagging, egg ninjaing, fills up mah trade channel with soft porn, players. You need some fat hairy dwarf to turn you over their mailed knee and give you a good spanking with Rhok’Delar!]